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Clubhouse v Greenroom: Tuesday AM Beef

Where two or more humans are gathered on a social media platform, there will be beef. And, on Tuesday morning, social audio delivered two servings of beef to me before I even got out of bed.

It started when I woke up at 1 AM to have some water. I checked my phone and noticed an invitation to join a Greenroom networking session. The room looked like an exploded space ship. Avatars were floating about, and all mics were muted. In the notifications was a hyperlink to an adjacent Clubhouse networking session, so I beamed myself in. After saying hello to the group, I bid everyone a good night and promised to visit again.

Five hours later, I was awake. Now, I checked new messages in a Discord server for creators. Almost all of the members were posting screen captures of notifications showing that they had been blocked from entering one particular room on Greenroom. These individuals were all button-down suburban types, and not ratchet gang-gang Crips v Blood folk. The person accused of starting the drama was a new member of the server. I thought that for sure, the server was under attack (!) so I sent a message to the administrator.

Seconds later, I was back in the Clubhouse room from earlier that morning because I wanted to see if the group was still active. I noticed that the room had a different title, and that the host was discussing the blocking incident. He explained how groups worked to “steal networks” from influencers. The app is only three weeks old, but Evil never rests. I turned off my phone, put it on my desk, and went to work.

As I reflected on the storm that was swirling in my phone, it occurred to me that burnout on social media is caused by emotional attachments to vanity metrics. In the end, these metrics are a rendering of specific data points in virtual space. Many of us do not have a clear purpose for using social media applications. Too often, we misuse them and then blame “social media” for dampening our creative spirit.

I reminded myself that I should focus on communicating with the smart technology that runs these platforms. And how do I define effective communication on each platform? Knowing that they have different functions, learning what they require for sustenance, and feeding them.

On Sunday, for example, I practised a focused detachment on Twitter. Applying a formula to composing my tweets, I noticed that each one was retweeted. Then, I focused on networking on Greenroom. In a short time, I got a dozen new follows. These individuals searched for my profile on Clubhouse and followed me there, too. Stress level? Zero.

Yesterday, I took a break from my tested formulae to whine about “rude people”. My tweet was ignored. I allowed myself to get irritated by a creepy person leering at an attractive woman posing in underwear. I was taking things personally, and not being purposeful about promoting my business. No-one followed me. I promised to manage my time better.

To be honest, Tuesday’s incidents were nonstarters and quite boring. But I could see how people get addicted to feelings and then lose sight of their objectives. On Wednesday morning, everyone had moved on, so Tuesday’s energy expenditure was nullifed.

There is nothing I can do to convince anyone to feel less possessive over imaginary fiefdoms populated by the digital imprints of purported people. Perhaps my scepticism is based on the understanding that anything existing in electronic form can be made up, invented, copied, duplicated, forged, faked and reproduced. And it goes without saying that given how easy it is to do all of that, beefing over vanity metrics means next to nothing if you cannot convince your followers to show up for you when and where it matters.

By ΠιCΘLΞ

Life is short, so let’s be decent.

17 replies on “Clubhouse v Greenroom: Tuesday AM Beef”

My problem with social media is that there are people on it, lol.

It’s been well documented at this point that the dopamine hits from receiving the various “internet points” are highly addictive, and I don’t think that most people have the strength of will or clarity of purpose to resist getting sucked in.

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Thanks for writing this, Autumn. There is a new AI program launched that creates social media content for users. This might be entertaining: Trolls bullying bots. 😂

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The Internet brings out the worst in people (I would know 😁). I came of age during the Wild West of AOL chatrooms and I still suffer from the temptation to troll people, especially since it’s so in vogue these days, though back in my day we called it “flaming.” I do behave on WordPress, however. I’m too unimportant to worry about statistics but I can see how people get addicted to them. It’s very interesting what you said about Twitter. It seems like everything in life is a game we need to learn the rules to. In a weird way, it’s almost disappointing when we figure them out and they work.

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Thanks for commenting. I understand the flaming issue but again for some people that’s the fun part of social media. My Twitter account has been active for two weeks so it’s a fresh experiment. Not sure if you’re aware but platforms are using a policy called “discouragement mode” and posts containing emotionally loaded words and phrases won’t get boosted by the network. This might explain why anything I’m not emotionally connected with gets picked up fast.

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I haven’t heard of that, but I’m not on any platforms so it’s not a real issue for me except in the abstract. I wonder how much bias plays into the “discouragement mode” algorithm.

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Personally, I think it’s that the worst people got on the internet and ruined it. Back in the day when there was a serious risk of getting made fun of for being a geek, I used to love chatting on Gaia Online and Neopets. Nowadays, I’ve had people drop me in real life because I’m not on Facebook. It’s the exact same demographic — they just switched their preferred method of bullying.

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Autumn, if people are dropping you for not being on F-Book, they are doing self-selected elimination. I recall the time when I was denied accommodation as a student in Australia because I didn’t have an F-Book profile. At the time I understood exactly what Facebook was all about from a profit making standpoint and protested by refusing to sign up. After certain truths were brought to light in the media, some people have apologised to me. So I’m feeling vindicated.

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