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Formula (writing) is for babies


One of the main causes of writer’s block is the overabundance of writing advice. The checklists, sorry to say, were created to raise the SEO of the sites that are posting them. Every day, I scroll through my Reader and I can see that the pressure to conform to “structures” is sapping the mojo of my blogging colleagues.

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Foil packaging for Japanese rice snacks

The problem is pervasive, because even large film studios, after using these magical checklists to spit out treatments for films, have to pirate their own releases in order to generate interest.

There exists deep learning technology so finely tuned that it can render writing samples resembling something that a human being would create. This AI tech is open source and anyone can request to be placed on a waitlist to test it. It was inadvertently trained by writers online who write to these checklists.

A friend wants to hang out

One consequence that writers are overlooking is the long-term viability of writing as a career. I will not be shocked if next year, a New York Times bestselling novel is written by AI and an eight-year-old on an iPad. Large news publishing companies are already making huge profits using this technology and a skeleton staff of freelance journalists. Sooner or later, the algorithm will supplant us.

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Black paper swirls

Or, we could tell original stories and support fellow writers as they do the same.

I cannot repeat this often enough. The film version of Blanka Lipinska’s Polish-language novel, 365 Days, has 2 stars on IMDB and yet, she is raking in the $$$ and is now besties with Oprah. When someone starts talking to me about my work as if I’ve done something offensive, I point in her direction and say, “Have you … seen … this display?” (Thanks for that, Blanka).

A new hairdo

Right now, you could be sitting on an idea for a viral micro series. You might have a beautiful concept for a live, improvised audio play on Clubhouse when it finally comes out of beta. But you might not develop your ideas because lists say not to create as you like.

You are a human being, you are on planet Earth, and you have a story to tell. Are you going to wait until you are perfect, or are you going to write?

By ΠιCΘLΣ

Life is short, so let’s be decent.