Photo credit: “Mick O’Connells pub, Utrecht, The Netherlands”
from Tiberiu Ana via Flickr/Wylio
I’m on a journey …
(In a taxi at the airport)
It started 3 months, two weeks, 5 days, 7 hours, and 1, 2, 3 minutes ago
I’m in this line
My friends say TMI’s annoying
But I’ve come too far
Too far to stop the hysterics
Too far to consider being discreet
Too far to flash less … than Kate
25, 26, 27, 28
The socks for my honey
Wrapped up by my scarves
You know where the store is…
(And now we’re boarding)
They’re both proof that I’m rich
Right now I’m starved
My flight’s in the air
My bags are on the floor
41, 42, 43, 44
I’m on a gurney
After I stubbed my toe ..
In the restroom
49, 50, 51
Photo Credit: “Aeroflot” from Aleksander Markin via Flickr/Wylio
TMI version inspired by the Guinness, Reach for Greatness TV “Spoken Word” commercial for the Caribbean.
25 replies on “Guinness, Rich girl greatness”
Luckily, she knows a very good and discreet plastic surgeon who’ll give her a toe job next week.
I really enjoyed this one quite a lot. You should make a video. This is just screaming to be performed. (Don’t hate me!)
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Thanks, so much. I know what you mean. I really thought about doing the actual commercial. It takes time to organize of course, but I’m putting something like this on my project list. I know, right? Don’t be shy.
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Yes! Yes! Yes! I would just love to see you do that project. I think you would be amazing.
And me? I’ve never been accused of shyness. 😉
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I also meant to say I wouldn’t accuse you of shyness, either. Replying on mobile can be a real PITA…
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I’m on iPad. About to throw it… Ha ha ha
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Your friends must tell you you’re an awesome friend to have, Wonder Womaaaaaan. Thank you so much.
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I must admit: people love me. What’s not to love? I have a magic frikkin’ lasso.
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We all need a good lassoing from time to time.
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Some more than others, but not you, dear.
What really makes me special are my boots. They’re killer boots…
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The Dior sequin editions?
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Is this a question?
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This is funny. I am thinking of a project worthy of sequins and I think WW’s boots might be it. Thanks for that.
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If you wear them, they will come.
(Get your mind out of the gutter, you!)
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Too late…
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HA HA HA! I knew we had something else in common.
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You were not here for the plural bush conversation that I had to redact as it was too “Brazilian.” Your fabulous eyebrows would have fallen off.
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You underestimate me.
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Good. HB (one of my readers) will be happy to have you join us. He cannot be stopped.
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Let me repeat: I have a magic frikkin’ lasso. AND a matching set of bullet deflecting bracelets. AND shiny, shiny boots.
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That’s just awesome. If anyone can stop HB, you can, Wonder Womaaaaaaaan!
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Very good!
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Thanks so much. I’ve been waiting for you!!!!
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😊
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Worth waiting for . . .
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Thanks so much! It’s great to hear from you.
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