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Guinness, Rich girl greatness

Guinness
Photo credit: “Mick O’Connells pub, Utrecht, The Netherlands”
from Tiberiu Ana via Flickr/Wylio

I’m on a journey …
(In a taxi at the airport)
It started 3 months, two weeks, 5 days, 7 hours, and 1, 2, 3 minutes ago
I’m in this line
My friends say TMI’s annoying
But I’ve come too far
Too far to stop the hysterics
Too far to consider being discreet
Too far to flash less … than Kate
25, 26, 27, 28

The socks for my honey
Wrapped up by my scarves
You know where the store is…
(And now we’re boarding)
They’re both proof that I’m rich
Right now I’m starved
My flight’s in the air
My bags are on the floor
41, 42, 43, 44

I’m on a gurney
After I stubbed my toe ..
In the restroom
49, 50, 51

Airport Sheremetyevo."Aeroflot" Night.
Photo Credit: “Aeroflot” from Aleksander Markin via Flickr/Wylio

TMI version inspired by the Guinness, Reach for Greatness TV “Spoken Word” commercial for the Caribbean.

By ΠιCΘLΣ

Life is short, so let’s be decent.

25 replies on “Guinness, Rich girl greatness”

Luckily, she knows a very good and discreet plastic surgeon who’ll give her a toe job next week.

I really enjoyed this one quite a lot. You should make a video. This is just screaming to be performed. (Don’t hate me!)

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Thanks, so much. I know what you mean. I really thought about doing the actual commercial. It takes time to organize of course, but I’m putting something like this on my project list. I know, right? Don’t be shy.

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