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A Bad (body on) Loan

Amresh
No, no, no. Put that down. Come over here.

Lolly
You promised me I could have as much as I want.

Amresh
Give it to me.

Lolly
Just… Don’t kiss me, I had my lips injected.

Amresh
If you take that, you’re going to get loopy and I don’t want you to say I forced you.

Lolly
Why would I say that? Let me have some.

Amresh
You have a reputation for being unreliable.

Lolly
I showed up, didn’t I? One taste. I won’t get loopy, I promise.

Amresh
You have a poor work ethic.

Lolly
What? You’re paying to spend time with me for the weekend.

Amresh
This is what I mean. You promised me, and now you look like you don’t want to be here.

Lolly
I’m not like that, I just need a little bit to tide me over. I had a long plane ride.

Amresh
The flight over on my private jet was luxury.

Lolly
I’m so sorry, but I’m too ill to perform. I should see a doctor. He’d want me to rest.

Amresh
Do you think it’s easy to sneak five hundred grams of pure Columbian white powder? You’re not taking that. Are you going to strip off, or what?

Lolly
I don’t understand why you’re being so difficult. I need it to get in the mood. Come on.

Amresh
I’m being difficult? You really made fucking around and not working into an art form.

Lolly
I went out with your son, like you asked, and took him to 10AK in Southampton where the paparazzi could see him.

Amresh
Are you kidding me?! My lawyer handed you five hundred thousand dollars in cash in that Christian Dior purse. I already bought you a new apartment.

Lolly
Yeah! No. I did everything we talked about. I told people he was my boyfriend, like you asked. That covers the apartment.

Amresh
I paid one million dollars for giving my son media exposure.

Lolly
I’m bored. I’m so bored.

Amresh
The five hundred thousand in cash is for this weekend. You want to tell me you’re not down?

Lolly
It’s just pocket change to you. You paid me to hang out.

Amresh
You don’t have any gratitude for everything I’ve done for you? That Brazilian guy told me that you screwed him for sixty thousand. I saw you with that Italian. He’s married, so don’t tell me he’s your boyfriend.

Lolly
Why not just tell your friends you screwed me? Isn’t that enough? I’ll send you some naked photos. Here, you can show them to your friends.

Amresh
This is the one Pegasus did. It’s artsy….I don’t want that, everyone has that. No. That’s not sexy. You look old.

Lolly
Is that Bollinger? Can I have some?

Amresh
This is bad. People said you were an Arab tollbooth, but why do they think you’re a slut? You’re broke and won’t even sleep with me for money. Right, I already paid you.

Lolly
You’re just a sad old man with a little prick. Where are you going to put that?

Amresh
You’re a washed-up actress. Your body isn’t worth five hundred thousand. You’ve probably got sores somewhere.

Lolly
I don’t want your jizz.

Amresh
Forget the mall opening tomorrow.

Lolly
We have a contract. I have to show up.

Amresh
My holding company gave you the contract. I am the owner of that mall, you drugged up drunk bitch.

Lolly
I’m not an alcholic.

Amresh
I hope the money lasts, you ungrateful bitch.

Lolly
How about a handjob? Between friends?

Amresh
I can’t call you a whore. You’re useless. You can forget becoming a movie star again. I’m buying the best publicists and they’ll sink you like a stone.

Lolly
Whatever…

Amresh
Get out. You’re nastier than sores of smallpox. You’re an ungrateful blood sucking bitch.

By ΠιCΘLΣ

Life is short, so let’s be decent.